FIC: Celeborn is Missing, G, Tolkien
Apr. 8th, 2012 11:56 pmTitle: Celeborn is Missing
Author:![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
alexcat
Series: elflords on Assignment
Fandom: Tolkien
Type: FCGen
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Warnings: None
Beta:None
Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel, Gandalf
Archive: OEAM, A03, Alex’s Story Book
Author’s Note: Happy Easter!
Spoilers: Nope
Summary: It’s that time again!
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CELEBORN IS MISSING
No one in Lorien had seen Lord Celeborn in more than a week and Galadriel was finally beginning to get worried,
Until Gandalf showed up.
Suddenly she thought she knew what her husband’s disappearance was all about.
“Are you looking for my husband?”
“Yes, I am. Haldir says he is missing.”
“Could it be that you have come on one of your secret missions?”
Gandalf laughed. “It could be.”
“Then he’s hiding from you. He had nightmares about giant rabbits for months the last time you dragged him off in the spring.”
Gandalf scratched his chin.
“I’ll tell him that you’re looking for him.”
Gandalf went to the hidden glade where the metal tube appeared now and again when his help was needed. Then he saw the tent and inside was a huge rabbit. He was dressed in Celeborn’s clothes and had his flask lying beside him.
Gandalf laughed so loudly that the rabbit woke.
“I came to ask for his help and he simply took the suit I brought for him and told me to take the week off. My wife has had five litters this year so I was perfectly happy to let your friend take my place so I could get a few good nights’ sleep.”
They heard a mighty roar and the tube landed in a few minutes and Celeborn debarked, still in his suit. He nodded at Gandalf, said hello to the rabbit and grabbed his flask. He shook it to make sure it wasn’t empty then opened and downed it upright.
“Same time next year?” He asked the rabbit.
“I’ll let you know the exact date.”
The rabbit boarded the tube and was gone. Celeborn turned to Gandalf. “Does she know?”
Gandalf nodded.
Celeborn turned his empty flask upside down and sighed. “Got any of that pipeweed oin you?”
Gandalf nodded again and they sat there for some time and blew smoke rings shaped like bunny rabbits.
~end~
Author:
alexcatSeries: elflords on Assignment
Fandom: Tolkien
Type: FCGen
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Warnings: None
Beta:None
Characters: Celeborn, Galadriel, Gandalf
Archive: OEAM, A03, Alex’s Story Book
Author’s Note: Happy Easter!
Spoilers: Nope
Summary: It’s that time again!
~~~
CELEBORN IS MISSING
No one in Lorien had seen Lord Celeborn in more than a week and Galadriel was finally beginning to get worried,
Until Gandalf showed up.
Suddenly she thought she knew what her husband’s disappearance was all about.
“Are you looking for my husband?”
“Yes, I am. Haldir says he is missing.”
“Could it be that you have come on one of your secret missions?”
Gandalf laughed. “It could be.”
“Then he’s hiding from you. He had nightmares about giant rabbits for months the last time you dragged him off in the spring.”
Gandalf scratched his chin.
“I’ll tell him that you’re looking for him.”
Gandalf went to the hidden glade where the metal tube appeared now and again when his help was needed. Then he saw the tent and inside was a huge rabbit. He was dressed in Celeborn’s clothes and had his flask lying beside him.
Gandalf laughed so loudly that the rabbit woke.
“I came to ask for his help and he simply took the suit I brought for him and told me to take the week off. My wife has had five litters this year so I was perfectly happy to let your friend take my place so I could get a few good nights’ sleep.”
They heard a mighty roar and the tube landed in a few minutes and Celeborn debarked, still in his suit. He nodded at Gandalf, said hello to the rabbit and grabbed his flask. He shook it to make sure it wasn’t empty then opened and downed it upright.
“Same time next year?” He asked the rabbit.
“I’ll let you know the exact date.”
The rabbit boarded the tube and was gone. Celeborn turned to Gandalf. “Does she know?”
Gandalf nodded.
Celeborn turned his empty flask upside down and sighed. “Got any of that pipeweed oin you?”
Gandalf nodded again and they sat there for some time and blew smoke rings shaped like bunny rabbits.
~end~
