FIC: RPS: Ashley's Men, PG-13 Sean/Viggo
Apr. 5th, 2012 10:30 pmTitle: Ashley’s Men
Author:![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
alexcat
Type: RPS
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don’t won them and this is parody of real life.
Warnings: None
Beta: None
Pairing: Sean/Viggo
Archive: OEAM, Ao3, Alex’s Story Book
Author’s Note: Sean is in a new show with Ashley Judd called ‘Missing.’ His accent is awful but I like the show. Viggo was in ‘The Passion of Darkly Moon’ with her years ago.
Spoilers: No
Summary: Viggo and Sean meet for a drink and discuss bad accents and armpit hair.
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ASHLEY’S MEN
Viggo laughed as Sean sat down beside him at the bar.
“Caught your new show. That accent! Man, you’ve spent enough time with me that you ought to sound like an American by now.” Viggo signaled for another drink.
Sean winced. “Was it really that bad?”
“Yep but I love you anyway.”
Sean ordered a single malt and told the bartender that Viggo would pay for it,
“Cheap bastard,” Viggo said out the side of his mouth.
“Insultin’ Yank,” Sean answered.
“I was in a movie with Ashley Judd once. She had hairy armpits and she was my girlfriend. I played a mute.”
“She’s still a pretty thing. I haven’t checked her armpits though. My armpits are hairy though and you like me.”
Viggo looked at him and grinned. “Do I?”
“Do you?”
“Yeah, I do. Though I might like you better if you shaved your armpits.”
“You’re a crazy bastard, do ya know that?” Sean leaned close and put his head against Viggo’s.
“I’d have to be to put up with you, you know. And that sorry ass accent.”
Sean laughed and said in his American accent. “Screw you, buddy.”
“That was my intention all along, Bean. That was my intention all along.”
Viggo drained his drink and threw some bills on the bar. He headed for the door.
“Coming?”
“Oh yeah. Wouldn’t miss it for the world.”
Sean threw a few more bills down and followed Viggo out of the bar.
~end~
Author:
alexcatType: RPS
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I don’t won them and this is parody of real life.
Warnings: None
Beta: None
Pairing: Sean/Viggo
Archive: OEAM, Ao3, Alex’s Story Book
Author’s Note: Sean is in a new show with Ashley Judd called ‘Missing.’ His accent is awful but I like the show. Viggo was in ‘The Passion of Darkly Moon’ with her years ago.
Spoilers: No
Summary: Viggo and Sean meet for a drink and discuss bad accents and armpit hair.
~~~
ASHLEY’S MEN
Viggo laughed as Sean sat down beside him at the bar.
“Caught your new show. That accent! Man, you’ve spent enough time with me that you ought to sound like an American by now.” Viggo signaled for another drink.
Sean winced. “Was it really that bad?”
“Yep but I love you anyway.”
Sean ordered a single malt and told the bartender that Viggo would pay for it,
“Cheap bastard,” Viggo said out the side of his mouth.
“Insultin’ Yank,” Sean answered.
“I was in a movie with Ashley Judd once. She had hairy armpits and she was my girlfriend. I played a mute.”
“She’s still a pretty thing. I haven’t checked her armpits though. My armpits are hairy though and you like me.”
Viggo looked at him and grinned. “Do I?”
“Do you?”
“Yeah, I do. Though I might like you better if you shaved your armpits.”
“You’re a crazy bastard, do ya know that?” Sean leaned close and put his head against Viggo’s.
“I’d have to be to put up with you, you know. And that sorry ass accent.”
Sean laughed and said in his American accent. “Screw you, buddy.”
“That was my intention all along, Bean. That was my intention all along.”
Viggo drained his drink and threw some bills on the bar. He headed for the door.
“Coming?”
“Oh yeah. Wouldn’t miss it for the world.”
Sean threw a few more bills down and followed Viggo out of the bar.
~end~
