Title: Castiel Reads Fanfiction
Author:![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
alexcat
Type: FCS
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from the use of these characters.
Warnings: Silliness
Beta: None
Pairing: Cas/Dean
Archive: OEAM, Ao3, Alex’s Story Book
Author’s Note: Today’s post at LJ was about fanfiction and authors who oppose or condone it so I thought I’d take a silly pass at the subject via Supernatural, which does nod at fanfiction now and again.
Spoilers: No
Summary: Cas finds slash fanfiction and asks Dean about it.
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CASTEIL READS FANFICTION
Castiel slammed the computer shut when Dean came back into the motel room. He looked very guilty. Dean wondered what he’d been up to.
“Cas? Been looking at porn?” Dean grinned knowingly. That’s what he did online but at least he looked at real girls. Sam liked anime porn!
Cas turned even redder but shook his head. “Dean, have you heard of this thing called fanfiction?”
Dean laughed. He’d caught Sammy looking at it a few times. “Yeah, I know about it. Have you ever read those books that Chuck wrote?”
“I’ve seen one or two. They actually are fairly accurate. But these fanfiction writers write things about me and you being… um, us being intimate in a way that men… angels don’t do.” His blush deepened even further.
Dean grinned a near evil grin. “What do you mean, Cas?” He loved torturing Cas this way.
“I read a story about you having a baby. My baby!”
“Well, those fangirls get way out there sometimes.”
“But how would you even get pregnant? You’re a man.”
“Really? You don’t know?” He leaned close and whispered into Castiel’s ear what men did to one another in those stories, what they did to one another in real life too.
“Is – why – really? People really actually do that? Oh!”
“I don’t but yeah, some people do.”
“Do men kiss?”
“For real?” Dean was getting warmed up to the subject. “Sure. Why not?”
Cas looked at him really hard for a minute then he closed his eyes.
“What is it?” Dean asked.
“I’m waiting.”
“For what?”
“For you to kiss me, Dean. You always say I need to learn to act like a person. If men kiss, then I want you to kiss me. ”
Dean didn’t do anything but stare at Cas, who finally opened one eye. “I’m still waiting,” Cas said and closed his open eye.
“What the hell? Why not?” Dean leaned close and kissed Cas on the lips.
Cas made a humming sound. “Why not indeed? Do it again.”
And he did. And again and again.
~end~
Author:
alexcatType: FCS
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own nor do I profit from the use of these characters.
Warnings: Silliness
Beta: None
Pairing: Cas/Dean
Archive: OEAM, Ao3, Alex’s Story Book
Author’s Note: Today’s post at LJ was about fanfiction and authors who oppose or condone it so I thought I’d take a silly pass at the subject via Supernatural, which does nod at fanfiction now and again.
Spoilers: No
Summary: Cas finds slash fanfiction and asks Dean about it.
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CASTEIL READS FANFICTION
Castiel slammed the computer shut when Dean came back into the motel room. He looked very guilty. Dean wondered what he’d been up to.
“Cas? Been looking at porn?” Dean grinned knowingly. That’s what he did online but at least he looked at real girls. Sam liked anime porn!
Cas turned even redder but shook his head. “Dean, have you heard of this thing called fanfiction?”
Dean laughed. He’d caught Sammy looking at it a few times. “Yeah, I know about it. Have you ever read those books that Chuck wrote?”
“I’ve seen one or two. They actually are fairly accurate. But these fanfiction writers write things about me and you being… um, us being intimate in a way that men… angels don’t do.” His blush deepened even further.
Dean grinned a near evil grin. “What do you mean, Cas?” He loved torturing Cas this way.
“I read a story about you having a baby. My baby!”
“Well, those fangirls get way out there sometimes.”
“But how would you even get pregnant? You’re a man.”
“Really? You don’t know?” He leaned close and whispered into Castiel’s ear what men did to one another in those stories, what they did to one another in real life too.
“Is – why – really? People really actually do that? Oh!”
“I don’t but yeah, some people do.”
“Do men kiss?”
“For real?” Dean was getting warmed up to the subject. “Sure. Why not?”
Cas looked at him really hard for a minute then he closed his eyes.
“What is it?” Dean asked.
“I’m waiting.”
“For what?”
“For you to kiss me, Dean. You always say I need to learn to act like a person. If men kiss, then I want you to kiss me. ”
Dean didn’t do anything but stare at Cas, who finally opened one eye. “I’m still waiting,” Cas said and closed his open eye.
“What the hell? Why not?” Dean leaned close and kissed Cas on the lips.
Cas made a humming sound. “Why not indeed? Do it again.”
And he did. And again and again.
~end~
